This week in prolate spheroid…

This week in prolate spheroid there will be a big match-up between bitter rivals The Shock-Tarts of Pittsburgh and The Dudes of Greensburg.  The Shock-Tarts offense has been thriving since the invention of the forward pass,  but  this week they could meet their match in the tough defense of The Dudes.  

We’ll be back with more spheroid coverage after these messages….

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A little more on Axl Rose. Or, Axl Rose… a little moron.

Guys!  Stop hatin’ on Axl.  He’s misunderstood.  I mean wouldn’t you be pissed if the stadium failed to meet the specific requirements of your rider?  Or if your personal helicopter couldn’t land to pick you up within a reasonable walking distance of your penthouse.  Yeah,  that’s what i thought.